“I’m not dessert, Earl,” you say in a low, threatening
voice. “But I am here to deliver a heaping helping of pain!” You run towards
him, swinging the noodle like a giant, spongy sword.
Earl swipes at the noodle with his deadly paws, but his
sharp claws only got stuck in the soft, foamy noodle. You take advantage of his
momentary lack of weapons to smack him in the head with the other end of the
noodle. His teeth sink in easily, buy they get stuck just like his claws.
As Earl struggles to free himself, you rush over and untie
your classmates. Together, you use the ropes that had bound them to tie Earl to
a wooden beam.
“Before we go back to class, I think we had better teach
Earl a little lesson about kidnapping junior high kids,” you say as you and
your classmates surround him. A few minutes later, Earl is clawless, toothless,
and shaved completely bald, and your classmates are cheering for you – their
hero!
When the 3:14 bell rings, you are just climbing back down
the ladder and into the classroom. You brush a few stray badger hairs from your
shirt and smile. “I guess today wasn’t too boring after all,” you say to
yourself as you walk outside to catch the bus.
THE END
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