The teacher seems pretty confident about her knowledge of
mutant badgers, and she does look really tall and strong…
“Ok,” you tell her, “follow me. I know a short cut to Earl’s
ceiling lair.”
Together you climb into the dark tunnels above the school.
After crawling in the dark for several minutes, the tunnel opens up into the
attic room where your classmates are being held. They cheer when they see that
you are come to rescue them.
The cheering stops, however, when the mysterious
teacher follows you out of the vent. When you notice the other student’s looks
of terror, you tell them, “Don’t worry. This is a new teacher. She is here to
help!”
“No she’s not!” screams one of your classmates. “She isn't even a SHE! That’s Earl
is disguise!”
Sure enough, as you turn around, Earl takes off the dress,
wig, and mask he has been wearing and laughs. “I did say I knew a thing or two
about mutant badgers,” he snickers. “What I didn’t tell you is that I know all
of those things because I am a mutant badger!”
As Earl continues talking, five
more giant, hungry looking badgers crept out of the shadows. “I’m so glad I
tricked you into coming up here. With all of my relatives visiting this week,
we wouldn’t have had enough toes for dessert without you," he snarls.
As Earl sprinkles salt on your feet, your own happy thought
is, “Without toes, at least I won’t have to run in PE any more…”
THE END
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